I’M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!  c: c: c: c:

yes.  everything about this.  

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey refs, lets play a game of “wheres the foul.” oh wait. That’s what we’ve been doing for the last 2 hours. My bad.

I didn’t make a single dollar at work tonight…but I don’t mind, because my Giants are going to the superbowl, baby!!!!

If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out to eat. In America, we tip our servers. And not the $4 you left on a $75 bill.

It was an animal…of the avian variety

Fuck.

No thank you, kind sir. We shall be playing mimosa pong instead.

…wait…that was tonight? Oops. Happy new year!

Thrunk as shit

“why those people call you all the time? I think he loves you. Because you’re nice. You stinker” exact words from Ryder. Love it!

Dawwwwww

thefrogman:

In DC safe and sound!